twilight movie rant

Don't like Twilight? Then go away and complain to someone who actually cares :)

The twilight movie will in fact suck. Here's why.

Robert Pattinson: When I first saw he was gonna be Edward, I was like "Ohh, yay, Cedric!" but as I saw more of him in the movie, I saw that he in fact looks a bit like a pedophile when done up like "Edward". He always looks like he's about to devour Bella, and not in the good vampire way that we all want. Carlisle is more attractive than Edward. That's not right, I mean, we all no Carlisle is defiantly swoon worthy, but he's not supposed to be more attractive than Edward

Kirsten Stewart: What the hell, she looks like a man. She sounds like a man. What happened to the Emily Browning thing Stephenie was going for? Emily is adorable! I mean, just look at her lips! And she doesn't have a masculine voice! Kirsten's just...blech...

Other Cast Decisions: Jasper; what the hell is wrong with your hair? Did you get in a fight with a vacuum cleaner? Apparently it won... Rosalie: I don't think the girl is pretty enough. Laurent: They picked a black guy. I'm not racist in the smallest amount, but whaa? Victoria: Dye you hair red, hon.

"Running": Yeah...running. Not jumping through trees like some Naruto freak, running. I mean, honestly, did they even read the book?

The Fight Scene: Terrible. Truly Terrible. They weren't even in a dance studio! Trust me, I know, I took ballet for three years, and that was not a dance room. And again with the jumping thing, and Bella was supposed to have blood pouring from the back of her head. I didn't see any blood. I would have imagined James throwing her harder too. I mean, there was no pain in her expressions! And also, Edward and James weren't supposed to actually fight, and Bella was supposed to be already passed out on the floor when he get's there.

Edward's Car: Fail. Stephenie had a picture of his car up on her site, so why do they have the wrong automobile?

Car Touchy Scene: This isn't even supposed to be there. His hand brushes hers in the Biology class. And this scene is a perfect example of Robert's fail at an ambivalent expression. AS I said before, he looks like her about to start gnawing on her face.

This movie has one Pro to it. His name is Taylor Lautner. He's so cute :) Perfect Jake.

Other wise, this movie will suck in my opinion.

I'm disappointed :(